Don’t torch the Teslas

You can’t make this up.

The same activists who preach that fossil fuels are killing Mother Earth are now torching Teslas.

I own a Tesla, and let’s be honest, it’s a blast to drive.

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d have to keep an eye out for folks setting my car on fire, but here we are.

Apparently, lighting up EVs and unleashing a delicious cocktail of lithium fumes, hydrogen fluoride, and heavy metals into the environment is now the hot new activism, but it’s not really good for the planet. It spews chemical chaos and guzzles thousands of gallons of water to put out the flames, and that water then joyfully carries the battery toxins straight into our soil.

I’m not sure who thought it was a bright idea to turn EVs into an eco-hazard bonfire, but logic doesn’t seem to be their strong suit.

Let’s just hope they never decide to become firefighters, because they would probably try to use gasoline to extinguish the flames.

As I see it, I’m Andy Parrish.